英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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4 O- b. l1 o7 Z" h( j) x, U圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

) D" y  q# O2 B; g! ]% YPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

01正确示范

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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No.2（没话找话型）

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“What kind of dog is that?”
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9 S/ j7 ~1 G; f4 \  ONo.3（文艺青年型）
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4 ^( P0 q' p* p% t# iNo.4（常规型）

-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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) \  f9 i* j4 f3 d3 v3 y/ I% C-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

6 ?& F& G' ]0 }9 x4 `0 M- ?No.5（夸赞型）

3 a! D" F. B' ?-That's a great haircut.
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' |+ Q- `* N) [1 G$ r, ?$ r" G. L-You have a great smile.

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' x; b* X) |3 n: |0 _# ]+ L( YNo.6（酒吧场景）
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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; s4 B8 O  C# `4 c) e* q  T-Are you here alone?
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6 ?" B/ i# `! V! e2 B& A-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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- y; C; z. C* p4 K: ^; N9 y-Let me buy you a drink.
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- Z- ?7 p6 t6 d& s+ Y02错误示范
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4 a3 e- k6 i8 l6 b' M: J1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

3 h% b! c+ T7 [5 X0 wNOTE 1
9 i6 ?; Y- ?6 zTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

  J8 r/ |0 v( g1 W! U- q; Z# p. Q1 HExample: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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$ ^! f( t2 F4 h. a* B1 y% rTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

4 c3 V% G* @5 V7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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  q" ~; i6 F1 X/ O+ kTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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8 v, }$ F+ @# ~  i) dIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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( C" g% I5 J) ?1 P& `4 M9 bDamon（吸血鬼日记）

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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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) U( ?# [, X, f  l7 eRose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）
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咕噜（指环王）
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理科生不懂浪漫？
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- K/ R/ c% L: q+ J0 ]看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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! Z4 G0 ~# v4 N9 W( w$ Y勇敢去吧！


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如果碰壁了...
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  R9 V' G+ y$ Q1 l7 t送你挽尊语~
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Betsey

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Bitesince

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Rubye

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